A Gordon Ramsay Poem
medium rare, it’s not.
medium well?
on the verge of well done.
oh GOD
it’s so annoying
thank you
goodbye
butimyouronlyfriend asked: Are you going to ship internationally? I NEED THAT BOOK
yes! (it’ll obviously cost a little bit more to ship)
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
This is the dream sauce
what are those crumbs under there?
why is everything so dirty here?
there’s crap everywhere
i mean just crumbs
and hairs
like congealed snot
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
are you that stupid?
nothing
no ones talking
no ones saying anything
this fish right here
what’s it for?
this is carnage.
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
no wonder your hair’s sticking up
it’s not even warm
it’s raw
BOOK.
BOOK. WORKIN ON IT. ALSO I GOT MARRIED. THAT WAS TIME CONSUMING. BUT BOOK. THERE WILL BE A BOOK. IT’S COMING I PROMISE.
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