these reviewers
these BLOGGERS
everything i have is going back where it belongs
and that’s it.
it’s not all daisies
and ponies
and unicorns.
don’t come back, madame.
you just keep walking
if you came to eat to enjoy
than you should know what you like to eat.
laptop-charger asked: wait a minute i heard u made a book or something like that pls tell me more
Great question! I’m in the process of making a collection of these poems (and some I haven’t posted) with some artwork, and self-publishing it at my apartment (because I live in San Francisco and don’t make a whole lot of money to have some fancy printing press churn them out). I’m also juggling my entire life so it’s taking a while. BUT I PROMISE it’s in the works and will be released!
medium rare, it’s not.
medium well?
on the verge of well done.
oh GOD
it’s so annoying
thank you
goodbye
“I took some of my favorite Gordon Ramsay poems and decided to summon all my artistic skill to create this masterpiece.”
Whoever did this (tumblr on ipad is fucking weird) will be my new son because I love them like a son now.
butimyouronlyfriend asked: Are you going to ship internationally? I NEED THAT BOOK
yes! (it’ll obviously cost a little bit more to ship)
it’s fuckin coming
This is the dream sauce
what are those crumbs under there?
why is everything so dirty here?
there’s crap everywhere
i mean just crumbs
and hairs
like congealed snot
are you that stupid?
nothing
no ones talking
no ones saying anything
this fish right here
what’s it for?
this is carnage.
no wonder your hair’s sticking up
it’s not even warm
it’s raw
BOOK. WORKIN ON IT. ALSO I GOT MARRIED. THAT WAS TIME CONSUMING. BUT BOOK. THERE WILL BE A BOOK. IT’S COMING I PROMISE.