Oceans of Risotto
You, you
This fucking risotto
Is so fucking soggy
I could swim in it
Fuck off.
libby-on-the-label asked: THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUSL IEM CRY8ING YOUR A GGENIUSA I CANT HW AHAHO;IGVAKJBGVIU;OANAKLSJDNHF DHELP AI ACANT BREAITHEE ITHS THE UCKING RISOTTOA AANGARINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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bisondefender asked: you still taking art submissions for the book?
I am! I’m going to extend it till the end of the month. gordonramsaypoetry@gmail.com. I keep forgetting about the holidays.
fucking hell.
your fucking mushrooms.
they look like tadpoles on viagra.
thanksgiving
what a wonderful time
to go fuck yourself and the bland raw donkey
you rode in on.
calmandsherlocked asked: Is there a deadline to send you the pictures by?
Let’s say by December 15th
HEY YOU BLAND PILES OF RUBBISH
can you draw? are you good at drawing? are you ACTUALLY good at drawing?
Are you good at drawing Gordon Ramsay being really pissed off and looking ridiculous?
I’m currently designing You Donkey: A Book of Gordon Ramsay Poems and I can’t draw for shit. I need illustrations!
Submit your drawings and you’ll be in the book. You’ll be credited, it’ll be IN the book*, and you’ll get a free copy. I’ll also throw in a candy bar or something.
Send your shit to gordonramsaypoetry@gmail.com
*it’s not a promise, if you send me a smiley face with a frown and a talk bubble that says “fook off” I will obviously not put it in the book.
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
he just dropped the chicken on the floor
and put it back in the pan
this one here
you guys (you guys)
look like a bunch
of fucking idiots
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
you
youyou,you you
you
c’mere, you
what do you think you’re doing
you.
comedown asked: are we gonna see any hotel hell poems?
Probably! MasterChef and Hell’s Kitchen is over now so yeah
